sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

peniswhoreousrex:

jesussbabymomma:

thejoeboard:

robmyheart:

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

Every time I see this video, it renews me

taurusqueer:

Me during the week: I wanna go out and have a great time this weekend!!!

Me when the weekend actually comes around:

ronweasley:

enigmatic-being:

🔥 California is on fire.
🔥 Washington is on fire.
🔥 Oregon is on fire.
🔥 Montana is on fire.
🔥 Utah is on fire.
🔥 Colorado is on fire.
🔥 British Columbia is on fire.
🔥 Nova Scotia is on fire.
🔥 Greece is on fire.
🔥 Brazil is on fire.
🔥 Portugal is on fire.
🔥 Algeria is on fire.
🔥 Tunisia is on fire.
🔥 Greenland is on fire.
🔥 The Sakha Republic of Russia is on fire.
🔥 Siberia is on fire.
⛈️ Texas is hit by Cat 4 hurricane and is underwater, as Cat 5 Hurricane Irma continues to build in the Atlantic.
⛈️ India, Nepal, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, experience record monsoons.
⛈️ Sierra Leone and Niger experience massive floods, mudslides, and deaths in the thousands.
🌡️Italy, France, Spain, Switzerland, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Bosnia, Croatia, and Serbia are in the grip of a triple digit heat wave (dubbed Lucifer).
🌡️Southern California continues to swelter under triple digit heat.
🌡️ In usually chilly August, the city of San Francisco shatters all-time record at 106 degrees, while it reaches 115 degrees south of the city.

taylorswiftforpresident2016:

SHE DELETED ALL HER POSTS BECAUSE SHE WAS DELETING HER REPUTATION BECAUSE THIS ALBUM IS RECREATING HOW THE WORLD SEES HER 

taylloralisonswift:

Taylor Swift’s discography

basicbandbitch13:

Me when I graduate college